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(slurring, holding bottle of whiskey) Alright boys, we got a stupid piece uh s*** thats gonna f*** over your kids and there kids, and like forever (chuggs from bottle). So ima kill myself, but before I do, "William, I f***** your wife, and its my baby and she says im better in bed!", but lets get drunk, then ima die. (man in audience ays "you're already drunken"). I swear to drunk i aint satan. And im a good christian. Willy, btw, that thing in your nightstand drawer belongs to me and- (pes out)